That is the title of this blog template. I like it. While I was browsing I saw another blog template that was titled, "Violently Happy". A scary yet nice title?
Have you ever dropped anything in the toilet? I've dropped brushes, glasses, makeup, clothing, and so many other things into the vortex of germs. As soon as I've dropped it I feel like scabies are crawling all over me. I end up using so much hand sanitizer that day, my skin becomes so painful that it feels like I used sandpaper as lotion.
I don't know why I'm talking about the toilet. I should just close it for goodness sakes. Which I do, then somehow the toilet angels open it up again for my blessed scabies-feeling ritual.
The principal of the school I work at mentioned he recently saw a photo of me when I was in Kindergarten. He said I look very much the same now as I did then. Knowing this is true I replied, "Nerdy, pasty, with a huge bow as a hair accessory?"He said, "Well, not nerdy..... intelligent"
If you could see lack of coordination in a photo you would have seen that too.... maybe that's why many of my belongings have become friends with my toilet.
If I'm nice maybe I will post a picture of me in Kindergarten this weekend.
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